@RoyalThough: My heart says food, food and more food...but my jeans say, for the love of God, eat salad😪
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@ericsshadow: [helping a pretty girl change a flat tire] me struggling to loosen lug nuts: Who put these on... Superman? her: I did
@Fred_Delicious: Simba - "welcome to... The bone zone" Nala - "the what?" Simba - "elephant graveyard. I said elephant graveyard"