@RoyalThough: My heart says food, food and more food...but my jeans say, for the love of God, eat salad😪
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@AmishPornStar1: My weight loss plan is to skip breakfast and lunch... And then eat seven dinners.
@KentWGraham: My wife and I have different beliefs about death. I want to be cremated when I die, and she wants to cremate me now.