@rz0ndy: My hell is a giant Bath & Body Works store ...where all the women answer yes/no questions with "stories".
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@EndhooS: [Back at her place] Date: talk dirty to me Me: uhh...dust is basically just flakes of dead skin Date: Eww, wtf? Me: I mean... uh, limescale can shorten the life your kettle
@JimmerThatisAll: I would organize my thoughts but I'm afraid they would form a union and demand benefits.