@squirrel74wkgn: My high must be wearing off, because that cop car that pulled me over 20 minutes ago is starting to look like a house with Christmas lights.
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@PajamaStew: Twitter is the only place where it's actually BORING to discover that you are being followed by hundreds of robots.