@BeardSpice: My high school bully just made my McDouble, so I guess I won; but then again I am eating at McDonald's so I guess it's a tie.
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@LoveNLunchmeat: All of my best fantasies include a French maid. She cleans the house while I nap.
@Storminika: I like to take candy from a kid cause sugar is bad for them. Then, I eat it in front of them while saying, "don't do this"
@Tmoney68: All my scars & bruises tell a story. The story of a guy who falls down A LOT when he's drunk.
@larasjeansong: parents: you were such a smart kid what happened??!? me: your child died and was replaced by a lookalike; a conspiracy theory thread