@liberalcannon: My hobbies are scrolling through twitter, charging my phone and being generally dissatisfied with things.
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@daemonic3: Ok I won't subliminally ask any more subtraction problems, but I only did it 6 or maybe 3 times. What's the difference?
@Reverend_Scott: God: You finish all 11 commandments? Moses: About the 11th one... God: What? Moses: Check yourself before you wreck yourself? God: Fine, 10.
@aveuaskew: Killing spiders is easy and fulfilling if you imagine them whispering "You look fat in those pants".
@JeremyBRoberts: Scott Walker is dropping out of the Presidential race. In a nationwide poll of likely voters nearly 98% responded to the news with, "Who?"