@liberalcannon: My hobbies are scrolling through twitter, charging my phone and being generally dissatisfied with things.
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@notacroc: DOCTOR: what were you thinking? He had a sword. ME: *bleeding everywhere, clutching my favorite pen* that's not how it's supposed to work
@whatmaddness: Me: hi. I'm maddie. I'm ready to overeat, anonymously Overeaters Anonymous leader: you've misunderstood
@sixthformpoet: I love how people say they're "expecting" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin.