@DanMentos: "My homework ate my dog" -student in python breeding class
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@dumbbeezie: Thank you to all the people who tweet landscape pictures so we don't forget what it looks like outside
@GavinProbably: Said "large" today at Starbucks, and everyone starting chanting "Venti, Venti, Venti!" and a mass suicide occurred.
@1Bad_Scientist: I'm at my most British when she says "teabag me" and I drop a sack of Earl Grey in her mouth.