@DanMentos: "My homework ate my dog" -student in python breeding class
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@SamuelHLowe: I forgive you, but I hope your death is written, produced, and directed by Quentin Tarantino.
@InternetHippo: If Trump is so bad why does he visit a homeless shelter every day? [someone whispers in my ear] I am now being told it’s to taunt them