@_AlanGarner_: My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, And they're like "It wasn't that hard."
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@wolfpupy: bought a box of 100 crickets from the pet store and released them back into the ocean were they belong
@rad_milk: I dropped a piece of cheese on the airplane and i know it rolled forward and some piece of shit in first class is enjoying it now