@_AlanGarner_: My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, And they're like "It wasn't that hard."
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@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: Why do you do chores if you don't like to? Me: The same reason you eat your vegetables. 5: Because Mom is scary? Bingo.
@Peauxtassium: I’ve always taught my children that no matter what race or religion, all good looking people deserve respect.