@_AlanGarner_: My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, And they're like "It wasn't that hard."
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@BuckyIsotope: When you gaze into the abyss sometimes the abyss pats you gently on the hand and says she's just not that into you.
@naughtywriter2: I have a friend whose thighs don't touch..I was jealous until a breeze came up..It sounded like a turbo fan in wind tunnel. Small favors.
@ArfMeasures: [Bar] HOT GIRL: When I think someone is hot, I just agree with literally anything they say ME: That's interesting HOT GIRL: No it isn't