@venomjunkie2: My horoscope was so wrong today I’m beginning to doubt the science behind this life planning tool.
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@PhilJamesson: if you ask someone what their favorite fruit is and they say "apricot", get the hell out of there. it's an alien that just picked one of the first ones they saw off the alphabetical list. nobody loves apricots
@curlycomedy: The worst part about the measles outbreak at Disneyland was still the price of admission.
@HoneyWooWoo: Once I get the creative juices flowing, I realize how disgusting that really sounds.
@ArfMeasures: ME: Jesus Christ, this is the slowest train I've ever travelled on BRIDE: Someone please get this prick off my dress