@venomjunkie2: My horoscope was so wrong today I’m beginning to doubt the science behind this life planning tool.
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@WritePlay: Anjelica Huston got married to the inventor of autocorrect and now her legal name is Ageless Ice Houseboat.
@Flattliner: I'm introducing a new calendar system: B.C. = Before Children. A.D. = After Divorce.