@Faceyspace: My house is really small until I can't find my phone.
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@Darlainky: "Sorry about this, but I ran out of allergy medicine and it's spring," I say to the frightened pharmacy clerk through my hazmat suit.
@Book_Krazy: Me: I'm so excited! I just planted my first Azalea. Iggy: Help! Let me out of here! Me: Hush! Flowers don't talk silly.
@GarreTheFerret: My bank sends a text with my balance. It's a nice feature but I didn't think the LOL was necessary.
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: Why can't we feed the animals? Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*