@JennyPentland: My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji.
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@VodkaThursday: U just HAD to be polite & hold the elevator for me. I could have had a nice, quiet ride alone. Instead, I had to be polite & talk about fall
@JoParkerBear: America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and half is spent trying to lose weight, and half is spent on education.
@McInappropriate: she wears short skirts I eat pizza she's cheer captain and I'm still eating pizza