@Anon_o_Mom: My husband accidentally texted mewting instead of meeting. Now I can't stop picturing a bunch of kittens in a conference room.
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@EndhooS: "Come on now, I'm sure that Megatron isn't such a bad guy when you get to know him..." - Optimist Prime.
@gabemakesmusic: My 5 year plan is to get an amp for my bass. That fish sure does love his energy drinks
@Darlainky: [liquor store] Him: Did you see a cat in here? I know I just heard purring. Me: *looking at huge boxed wine selection* Him: Oh, it's you.
@TheDanielleRock: There are two kinds of people in this world, people that know things and people who don't know how to use Google.