@dirtydishtowels: My husband and I both have colds but only his is really really bad.
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@ddsmidt: My mother-in-law said "just do what you normally do" when she came to stay with us. Not going to lie, naked Saturday was a little awkward.
@litfirebird: Hiring manager: what would you say are your greatest weaknesses? Me: probably men with hairy knuckles. Oh, and a moist pot roast.
@noog: Science: I rely on observable data and logic. Religion: I prefer scripture and faith. Astrology: I like turtles.