@dirtydishtowels: My husband and I both have colds but only his is really really bad.
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@DurtMcHurtt: My obsession with building townhouses is going to give me a complex one of these days.
@Brianhopecomedy: I wish the guy who made the vacuum cord would chat with the guys that make phone chargers.
@notacroc: GROCER: slide your card ME: it didn't work GROCER: does it have a chip? ME: *puts hand over pringle in my pocket I was saving for later* no
@Julian_Deane: With all the ways to contact me on social media these days the police still smash through my door unannounced again?