@3sunzzz: My husband and I make a good team. I'm about to start cooking Thanksgiving dinner, and he's taking the batteries out of the smoke detectors.
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@notalogin: Girl are you a prescription from my doctor 'cause you might be good for me but I can't read you at all.
@Phook75: Seriously considering robbing the ski mask store down the street but I'm having the hardest time deciding what to wear
@TommyKarate: Local video store is offering a chance to win free iPads, so naturally, I reported them as spam.
@AtticusFinch79: [face to face with a serial killer] Me: So this is how it ends. SK: Kill you? In this economy? I just needed to borrow a cup of sugar.