@3sunzzz: My husband and I make a good team. I'm about to start cooking Thanksgiving dinner, and he's taking the batteries out of the smoke detectors.
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@causticbob: Why a man would want a wife is a big mystery to some people. Why a man would want two wives is a bigamystery.
@hippieswordfish: when i found out i won the World's Saddest Man award i became slightly happy and was immediately stripped of my title