@LuvPug: My husband and kids have started humming Darth Vader's Imperial March whenever I walk into the room and I've never felt more complete
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@ayyyyloser: "There's plenty of fish in the sea" is just something people say because you're going to be alone. Fishing is something you can do alone.
@sonictyrant: HER: Did you have the birds and the bees talk with the kids ? ME: *Joyously* yes, they think we should get a sex swing