@Nicoleroxxu: My husband doesn't like it when I say we are "married" with quotation marks.
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@man_spach: My car ran out of gas in a trailer park and now I have the most expensive home in the neighborhood.
@EvanJKessler: Did you know you have the right to remain silent even when you're not being arrested?
@iGreenMonk: She said she was turned on by men who took risks. So he took the plastic off his iPhone screen.
@urmumsausername: Dear America Would you please take the 's' off the word 'legos' and put it back on the word 'math' where it belongs. Many thanks England