@Nicoleroxxu: My husband doesn't like it when I say we are "married" with quotation marks.
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@ojedge: [on a first date] "Have [gestures across the whole menu] whatever you want. I hear the McRib is particularly excellent this time of year."
@Bratterina: -If you say orange really slowly it sounds like gullible. Me: pfffffft *walks around corner* Me: (whispers) orrrrrrrraaaaannnnngggge
@Jabba_Jabba_Jaw: "I'll shave whoever I want! I'll shave you, I'll shave her! I'll shave a goddamn baby if need be!" Sean Connery, boasting about his heroism