@darksideang: My husband gets so cranky when I come home from the pool with only a fraction of the kids I left with
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@emsykay: Animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before the last earthquake,our dog took the car keys and drove off
@Bownuggets: Accidentally dropped a magic mushroom in my cats litter box & now he's laying across the driveway staring at the stars & quoting Kierkegaard
@YourKyness: Some guy commented on my all-black outfit today: "So whose funeral is it?" I told him I haven decided yet.
@blairgarner: To apply for a job at Hooters do they hand you a bra and say, "Here, just fill this out." ?