@RumAndReeses: My husband grew a beard and suddenly I'm having to karate chop every woman we pass.
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@Matt_The_1st: I may not be able to out run the zombies when they come, but this cheeseburger is going to make me taste great
@yab_kat: Me: I have a question about this time travel machine I bought from you guys Him: Sir, we don't sell time travel machines me: not yet
@markydoodoo: [House Hunters] *sitting in a blind, in the wilderness, waiting for a house to come* *chimney slowly appears on the horizon*