@IamEveryDayPpl: My husband has been missing for a week, the police say to prepare for the worst... So I went to the thrift store & got all his clothes back!
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@Book_Krazy: [Doctors appointment] Me: It hurts when I go like this. *gets up and leaves and goes to work*
@michaelianblack: When Pink Floyd sings, "just another brick in the wall," it's a little bit demeaning to bricks.
@DillDoes: Being a worm must great. Its like "wow that dirt was great I hope there's more" and there always is