@SolelyB: My husband is going to be so surprised when he finds out the woman I've been sleeping with is way hotter than his girlfriend.
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@TribalSpaceCat: Me: Do you have any wrongdog? "Ugh fine what's wrongdog" Me: thank you so much for asking I'm doing terrible
@TheAlexNevil: If I could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, no question, I would want to be alive.
@MasterSociopath: I mistook the Facebook status box for Google search, and now I don't have to go to family functions any more.