@shariv67: My husband said he bought the toupée for me, but then got upset when I put it on. I dont get men.
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@KKAlThani: Every time I pick up my phone after dropping it, I feel like one of those worried girls in movies who just took a pregnancy test.
@MoneypennyNaked: Me: Look! I took the giant box that the t.v. came in & made it into a really cool cat house! Mom: So you're still not dating anyone, I see.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Boss: I need you to work late. Me: [sprays her with Pepsi] B: You're fired. Me: So I don't have to work late? B: No. Me: [winks at camera]