@shariv67: My husband said he bought the toupée for me, but then got upset when I put it on. I dont get men.
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@Not_From_Troy: My ambition is to be the last man on earth so that I can find out if all those girls were telling the truth.
@MarfSalvador: Man: I'd like to buy a fur coat please Clerk: Sorry sir, this is a pet store Man: I'd like to buy 200 gerbils please
@TheToddWilliams: [blind date] HER: I just wish women were treated equal...You know what I mean? ME: Absolu- WAITER: I hate to interrupt but can I take your drink order? HER: Yes, I'll have a Manhattan ME: Make mine a *turns to non-existent camera*...Womanhattan
@bmarked21: Hey girls: FYI, if you tilt the camera up just a wee bit higher you can actually get your face in the picture.