@toujours_fab: My husband said he needs to have sex and now he is mad at me. Apparently, asking 'with each other' was the wrong response.
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@Parker_Simpson: The year is 2065. Every adjective once used to describe another person is now deemed offensive. Noone's left their homes in years.
@LurkAtHomeMom: Me: What's the score, who's winning? Therapist: Ok so that's really not how couples counseling works.
@briangaar: Hi I'm Charlie Brown, the depressed 10-year-old who can't kick a football. I'd like to talk to you for a second about insurance
@Contwixt: If you tell me your kid is 22 months and I buy it a beer, that's on you. That is your bad.