@Sassmouth14: My husband still waves to policemen like a 5 year old.
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@badbanana: "And to my son Ronald, I leave my entire collection of mint-condition, never-been-opened LinkedIn Updates emails."
@StephenBCramer: My dirty language got me suspended in school but many years later I get rewarded with stars and retweets, never give up on your dreams kids.
@DominicStraw: Your password doesn't remember you either. He moved on. He's someone else's password now.