@Sassmouth14: My husband still waves to policemen like a 5 year old.
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@agathagotstoned: Barring any distractions, it only takes about three months to teach a meerkat how to throw knives.
@Reverend_Scott: WORM 911: what's ur emergency FLATWORM: I CUT MYSELF BAD WORM 911: u need medical help? FLATWORM: wait, there's 2 of me now. we're good.
@Rachelnoise: Him: Whatcha thinkin about? Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.