@3sunzzz: My husband surprised me by taking the day off. I guess today is the day he finds out we've actually had a cleaning company for the last 5 years.
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@BoomBoomBetty: *reading instructions on how to escape killer bees “Run away, get inside, and turn off lamps so they’re not attracted to the lights.” This is my action plan for avoiding neighbors, so I’m ready for this.