@sixfootcandy: My husband thinks it's funny how I have nothing to wear until I pack 4 suitcases for a trip.
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@JonasPolsky: Getting white carpet installed, then inviting everyone over for a spaghetti sauce and red wine party.
@Nyx422: Talking bout planets with my 8 yr old. He asked if you just plow thru Uranus because it's all gas. I cannot respond maturely.
@Kalarlis: When the cashier asks for my signature, I just write "HELP ME" while maintaining eye contact