@sixfootcandy: My husband thinks it's funny how I have nothing to wear until I pack 4 suitcases for a trip.
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@pinapl: When I have more than $20 in my account at the end of the month I have to wonder what bill I forgot to pay.
@living_marble: MEN: we're gonna stop flirting at work and giving unasked-for hugs WOMEN: great MEN: wait, no, you don't understand, those were threats
@ArfMeasures: [in space] ASTRONAUT: Up here you can have delusions ME: Haha I don't think so A: They can seem real GANDALF: Don't believe him ME: I don't