@mamatomy3: My husband wants a fourth child. I hope his new wife will be good to my three.
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@briangaar: I always carry a pair of shades with me because you never know when you might see a dead body & say something cool
@MiddleageM: Heard my mom tell my dad to "stop tossing her salad" at the dinner table and now I can't look at either one of them without laughing...
@BonaFideIntent: Have you ever met a person, & knew straight away that they were 'the one'? Yah. I had to take a restraining order out too.
@Dawn_M_: So embarrassing when you leave the bathroom and someone points out you have toilet paper stuck to your teeth.