@mamatomy3: My husband wants a fourth child. I hope his new wife will be good to my three.
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@Home_Halfway: My favorite part about Harry Potter is the imaginary world it takes place in. I often wonder what England would be like if it was real.
@brunopieroni: Just ran into Björk walking into her hjötel. Ljöking fjörward to her show at Pitchfjörk tjönight (hjöly shit my Icelandic is pjërfect).
@Probgoblin: The barista can't deal with the man's 'Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee' shirt. Her mouth opens, then closes. The line grows.
@KoJo_Sunshine: I have 6 locks on my door. When I leave, I lock 3. So no matter how long somebody tries to pick the locks, they are always locking 3. Suckas