@turtledumplin: My husband's safe word is 'CRAMP!'
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@DanTaylorAuthor: Me: *throws banana and waits for it to return, boomerang style* that's the last time I ever believe anything I read on Yahoo Answers...
@SatansTongue: Aw look he's about to say his first words! "Say dada!" *baby opens mouth* Here it comes! *airhorn noise*
@Mr_Kapowski: Me: As a descendant of Genghis Khan, I am more than comfortable on a horse! Kid: Mister, you have to put a quarter in for them to go around