@turtledumplin: My husband's safe word is 'CRAMP!'
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@minnie_in_pink7: The most realistic thing about Stranger Things is how much time kids in the 80s spent without parental supervision.
@SarahKernig: I'm gonna start Roman life on campus instead of Greek life and what you get to do is raid sororities and frats parties and take their stuff
@ArfMeasures: THERAPIST: What do u wish for? WIFE [smiles at me] That we regain the passion & intimacy of our early years together ME: A penguin butler
@jonnysun: 4 out of 5 dentists agree u should not be going to 5 diferent dentists. it is important to have one dentist who knows ur dental history