@dreamsinchocola: My husbands signature move is running to town "real quick" and coming home 5 hours later.
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@slimmy_shady: Honest ads - 'Hot singles in your area want to be just friends'. 'Hot singles in your area think of you more like a brother'.
@Wakenbake77: if you come trick or treating at my house you will leave with less candy than what you had
@runolgarun: that fuzzy feeling when he puts his arm around u for the first time and then his other arm and then his other arm then u realize HE A SPIDER