@jilleb163: My "I'm enraged!" status update on Facebook garnered a lot of congratulations from people who don't read well.
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@Contwixt: "I need a timing belt & power steering for my life" I say to my new bros, using the only 2 car-terms I know in a single testosterone bullet.
@nishadtrivedi: What they're actually saying is "I can't even [finish this sentence due to the complexities of being a white girl on the existential level]"