@jilleb163: My "I'm enraged!" status update on Facebook garnered a lot of congratulations from people who don't read well.
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@BlindChow: Your honor, may I approach the bench? "You may." *walks up to bench* *boops judge's nose*
@thetits: [Later, Snake sees a Lizard] Snake (to God): DUDE! Seriously?? *God and Lizard high-five, adding insult to injury*
@robdelaney: TEENS: You might find yourself "embarrassed" by certain things your body is doing, when in fact, you should be ashamed.