@jilleb163: My "I'm enraged!" status update on Facebook garnered a lot of congratulations from people who don't read well.
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@StarWarsProblms: Emperor: Luke, kill Vader and become my apprentice. Vader: But why? I've been loyal. Emperor: Have you ever listened to yourself breathe?
@MrDelFreaky: So, nothing rhymes with orange, huh? *changes name to MC Orange, wins every rap battle, and retires undefeated*
@psybermonkey: Friend: Are you free this weekend? Me: That's not how this works. First you tell me what you had in mind and then I respond with either a "yeah" or a dishonest excuse