@Puncroaker: My inability to pronounce Spanish names makes me sad, and I'm not even Jaoquin.
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@slimmy_shady: At Walmart checkout other day:Cashier: "you have a dog?" Scanning dog food.Hubz: No, our kid needs the protein.
@shatty48: Some people are looking for the meaning of life. I'm still looking for the meaning of I licky boom boom down.
@OtherDanOBrien: [Testing Cat-Human Translator] Scientist: Cat, what is your name? Cat: I AM KANG THE DESTROYER Owner: It's not working. His name is Socks.