@Puncroaker: My inability to pronounce Spanish names makes me sad, and I'm not even Jaoquin.
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@TheBoydP: "I have to poop" ~What teenagers say when they don't want to do something you've asked them to do
@VancityReynolds: Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.
@TravLeBlanc: The first of Jay-Z's 99 problems is the obsessive compulsive disorder that requires him to know his precise number of problems at all times.