@realHamOnWry: My inner child just threatened to call Social Services if I don't eat ice cream for supper tonight.
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@thejessbess: Hey Guinevere *knight flips up his visor* Hast thou considered my proposal? Because *unsheathes blade* I'm sword of a big deal.
@bourgeoisalien: Who cares if you have regrets on your death bed. You're about to die. I have regret everyday and have like another 40 years of this garbage
@XplodingUnicorn: In hindsight, I made two key mistakes on this family vacation: 1) Going on vacation 2) Taking my family
@mattZillaaaa: I love it when I see an old friend I haven't seen in years and pretend to not see them