@realHamOnWry: My inner child just threatened to call Social Services if I don't eat ice cream for supper tonight.
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@spazrunsny: Telling a woman she's being unreasonable is like juggling lit torches while waist deep in gun powder.
@Jason_Horton: People are so fake how can you love your newborn baby when you met it like 2 minutes ago and don't know anything about it
@StinkyGr33n: I'm just saying, instead of calling it a "mule", it would have made more sense to call it a honkey.