@realHamOnWry: My inner child just threatened to call Social Services if I don't eat ice cream for supper tonight.
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@EricMarten: George Zimmerman was arrested again for aggravated assault with a weapon. It's almost like there's a pattern here.
@FillWerrell: If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knees to chest damnit! KNEES TO CHEST
@marinhubka: I moved to LA 9 months ago and I've just been circling around this whole time looking for a parking spot.
@maliagif: boy: i wished girls liked sports girl: i like sports boy: oh yeah name the blood type of the seahawks coach from the 1990s