@JermHimselfish: My insomnia has it's own toothbrush in my bathroom.
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@weinerdog4life: Other kids wanted to be astronauts or doctors, when I was little I wanted to be a horse calendar
@FunnyJokeBook: Parents: "Why don't you come socialize with the family?" Me: *sits with family* *gets insulted by entire family* *goes back to bedroom*
@SteveSuckington: How many instruments do you have to be terrible at before you start playing the triangle?