@JermHimselfish: My insomnia has it's own toothbrush in my bathroom.
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@bitterlittleman: i saw this and everything about it annoyed me so i'm posting it in hopes that it annoys you too
@Jake_Vig: Police Officer: "Turn around!" Me: *sings* "Every every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round..."
@tastefactory: DOCTOR: We were all out of blood for your transfusion so we used Mountain Dew ME: [I don't hear bc I already snowboarded out the window]