@Only_Fast_Eddie: My insomnia is getting worse. I was wide awake all day at work yesterday.
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@jergarl: Jocelyn from Facebook will unfriend you if you give her a Blockbuster gift card for her stupid baby shower. I know that now.
@Eric_Bader: Got laid twice in two days so either I've done something really good or my wife has done something really bad.
@TheWriteStuff2u: You said that if I went to visit at the hospital I should be sure to take flowers. So, when the nurse wasn't looking, I did.