@rovingthought: My insurance does not cover Jesus taking the wheel. I checked.
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@crabgirl_: The people in this spin class are looking at me like they've never seen a girl with a helmet before.
@Paxochka: Now that Steve Jobs is gone we'll never ever know why c**t autocorrects to Cynthia. WHO WAS CYNTHIA?!?
@ibid78: [good cop] admit you stole those diamonds [suspect] wait but I peed on them so now they're mine [dog cop] Jim he has a point