@onelongbender: My internet boyfriend doesn't know about my real life boyfriend, which makes two of them.
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@badbanana: Between Man of Steel, This Is The End, and Pacific Rim, I've seen around 5 billion people die this summer. A personal best.
@thenatewolf: Capitalization can really change a sentence. Example: I love to eat candy. I love to eat capitalization.
@myles_morrison: The guy behind me at the grocery store only had energy drinks, root beer & gummie lifesavers, so I asked how far into assassins creed he was
@lecalabara: "I love Justin Bieber" well I love McDonalds but you dont see me making an account pretending to be a chicken nugget, do you?