@elle91: My Internet was out for a while so I went downstairs to talk to my mom. She seems nice.
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@primawesome: It's uncool to be religious. It's uncool to be atheist. If someone asks what you believe in just say Beyoncé. It's the only way to be safe.
@One_FineMess: If two people love each other nothing is impossible... Except deciding where to eat.
@StansaidAirport: If you removed every blade from a 747's engines and laid them end to end, you'd go to prison for rendering useless a $357 million aircraft.
@adamlucidi: All my exes are engaged, married, and/or have kids. I'm single. As far as I'm concerned, I've won.