@theblowout: my interventions would be so much more effective if every single reason i drink wasn't there
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@dwaghalter: Please come see my theatrical dramatization of the history of puns. It's a play on words.
@DemonsDreaming: Guy: Why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me? Me: Because a rollercoaster can actually make me scream.
@koalaslament: if I was ever in prison I'd quickly assert dominance by giving everyone a fabulous makeover