@bellicosejason: My iPod can hold over 3,000 songs, or one voicemail from my mom..
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@VancityReynolds: Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.
@mishakey: I just had 'the talk' with my kid. You know, the one where you break the news that Batman isn't real.
@Cheeseboy22: One of the World's Strongest Man events should be "Pulling apart two shopping carts that are stuck together."
@CheryeDavis: The Police come right away when you tell em your baby is locked in the car... They don't however think it's cute to call your phone baby..