@bellicosejason: My iPod can hold over 3,000 songs, or one voicemail from my mom..
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@peachesanscream: My nephew told me all he wants for Christmas is his dead dog back. Can't WAIT to see his face when I wrap it up and stick it under the tree.
@gingerfaced: I wish snacks could talk so they could verify my whereabouts from 1 am to 3 am this morning.
@StellaGMaddox: I get so excited when Facebook tells me there are hot singles in my city who want to meet me. Maybe they want to babysit!