@delusions_of: My karate skills are instinctual. Like if you wake me from a nap I kick you.
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@Kristen_R5: summer is real cute until every frickin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
@dom_selleck: Get on your knees. Crawl towards me. Look under the couch. I think I lost the remote under there.
@GrillyJoel: INTERVIEWER: so it says on your resume that your greatest strengths is correcting grammar and talking like a pirate? ME: are INTERVIEWER (impressed): Holy Shit