@LoveNLunchmeat: My kid asked how the Easter bunny gets inside the house and I'm very uncomfortable with the amount of lying this parenting gig requires.
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@scottthetwat: The FBI agents that will eventually search your basement won't be able to sleep for a very long time.
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