@daddydoubts: My kid is not a good sleeper so I’ll fight pretty much anyone about pretty much anything.
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@StoneAgeRadio13: I SAID: How’s vacation going? MY PARENTS HEARD: I’ve got a couple hours, can you tell me every intricate detail about the weather? Start with the day you left.
@PinkCamoTO: I remember when peer pressure was all about drugs and promiscuous sex. Now it's Fitbit and who has the best gluten free recipes.
@IamEveryDayPpl: My turn ons are naps, cereal, and seeing women that are prettier than me trip over cracks in the sidewalk...