@amydillon: My kid just locked me out of the house in 95 degree weather, but sure, "it goes by so fast."
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@fabulouscop: [at doctor] can u cough for me please? *coughs* again please *coughs* i see i see. i'm afraid you have a cough
@Bob_Janke: My cat sat up from a dead sleep and stared, frantic toward the empty basement laundry room so I guess I'll be buying a new house now.
@GibJimson: If you say "I knew you were going to say that" enough. You can start billing people for psychic readings.