@amydillon: My kid just locked me out of the house in 95 degree weather, but sure, "it goes by so fast."
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@ddsmidt: Meltdowns are what happens when you compartmentalize your thoughts, but forget to label them.
@briancthayer: *gazing at the ocean* God: I told you NOT to leave the water on while we were on vacation. Angel: I'm sorr- God: SORRY DOESN'T FIX THIS MESS
@Home_Halfway: INTERN 1: 6 in the Oval Office INTERN 2: 4 in the Roosevelt Room INTERN 3: 1 in the Lincoln Bedroom BIDEN: Okay, let's go catch some Pokemon