@amydillon: My kid just locked me out of the house in 95 degree weather, but sure, "it goes by so fast."
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@KKAlThani: My friend showed up wearing a "Narnia is real" shirt which suits him cause they both aren't planning to come out of the closet anytime soon.
@trevso_electric: So many mixed messages in the media. Titanic tells us "never let go." Frozen says "let it go." Smdh
@SarcasticAlly12: Me to my toddler: Listen up, small human. Here are some farm animal sounds you should learn to prepare you to climb the corporate ladder.
@gerryhallcomedy: I want to lose weight, but I don't want to get caught up in one of those 'eat right and exercise' fads.