@Storminika: My kid needs me to help him with a report on any famous black scientist. Can we do Dr. Dre?
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@JawnQSack: "A mind is a terrible thing to waste." A zombie trying to convince his son to finish his dinner.
@Moldy_Jellybean: I haven't had a good nights sleep since I started wondering what holds up those blocks in Mario.
@BigRedKraut: I don't use my hands when I change my tampon. I just sing a jaunty tune and the Disney birds come in and begrudgingly do it for me.
@roostermustache: Me: can i play music Funeral director: that's not appropriate Me: nana would've wanted it Director: ok CD player: someBODY once told me