@Storminika: My kid needs me to help him with a report on any famous black scientist. Can we do Dr. Dre?
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@ForeverHairy: The nice thing about getting a pet lobster is that you can always threaten to eat it when your kid stops taking care of it.
@shatty48: Don't ever look away from a police officer. Just stare him down. You don't wanna look suspicious.
@ShutUpThatsWho: [spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is 'contempt' ME: can you use it in a sentence? JUDGE: [mocking voice] can you use it in a sentence?