@ElKnuckelhombre: My kid sold your honor student a quarter ounce of oregano.
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@LostFelicia: People that use abbreviations like ppl, wyd, hmu, and idk - what do you do with all that time you saved?
@ilovepie84: Wearing a seashell necklace is a great way to let everyone know how cool you were in 1996.
@combatacademysd: To me, being Single means never having to apologize.. Unless someone drops by my disgusting house unannounced
@RainbowJohnJ: Superman finally decides, after realizing an entire city of people is duped by a pair of glasses, that Metropolis really isn't worth saving.