@ElKnuckelhombre: My kid sold your honor student a quarter ounce of oregano.
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@BuckyIsotope: Octopus - 8 arms "Yes" Octagon - 8 sides "Yes" Octuplets - 8 babies "Yes" October - 8th month "No" I'm burning this world down
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