@JKNenagh: I saw a guy walking 4 dogs this morning and thought, Wow!.. That guy must be really blind.

@topaz006: Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night.

@rolldiggity: Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger's property and make a non-negotiable demand.

@AndrewNadeau0: I eat something every 29 minutes just to ensure no one can ever make me go swimming.

@badbanana: No thanks, Trix cereal. I have enough drama in my life without a rabbit trying to steal my breakfast.