@iwearaonesie: My kid talks a lot of shit for someone who bites his finger whenever he eats fries
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@WheelTod: Seduce Angela Merkel by fondling the hem of her cardigan while whispering "Aren't you too pretty to be a Chancellor?"
@tastefactory: *watching horror movie where young couple moves into new house & scary things happen* This is unrealistic they could never afford this house
@OkieGirl405: Roses are red Violets are blue Meet me in bed To learn something new Pfff....poetry is easy