@MyHairyLife: My kid wanted juice but I gave him water which he promptly turned into whine.
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@LizHackett: On one hand, I'm intrigued by witchcraft. On the other hand, it seems like it involves a lot of chopping and cooking.
@KellyMeldrum: Studies show that if you begin a sentence with "studies show," the internet will believe you.
@Reverend_Scott: HULK WANT LOAN Bank: We can't loan to people like you. GREEN PEOPLE?? *flips table into moon* Bank: People owing 2.6B in property damage.
@djderk: Suicide terrorists: jokes on you! Virgins totally suck. Have fun jerking off while she cries.