@MyHairyLife: My kid wanted juice but I gave him water which he promptly turned into whine.
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@shanethevein: Whenever I leave a fancy restaurant I tell the people coming in "I recommend the squirrel".
@LeonEarlgrey: So embarrassing when you compliment a lady on her large belly and it turns out she's just pregnant.
@juskewitch: Nothing is worse than having a cranberries song stuck in your head, in your head, in your heeeeeeeeeeaaaad zombie zombie zombie eee eee