@nigelgodwin: My kids are always accusing me of having a favorite child which is ridiculous because I don't really like any of them
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@briangaar: I just want to be one of those dads who runs on the field & tackles an opposing 6 year old
@DanMentos: his palms are sweaty, knees weak, palms are sweaty. he forgot his lyrics already, palms are sweaty
@Carbosly: I lost my voice. If whoever finds it could resume screaming at my ex-husband, that would be much appreciated.