@DannyZuker: My kids are always accusing me of having a "favorite child" which is ridiculous because I don't really like any of them.
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@Jenny4ashley: I love the compliments my boss gives like "wow you're on time today" and "great job ignoring dress code again".
@ArfMeasures: [after my murder] COP: Can u think why anyone would want to kill him? WIFE: Christ yes *starts Power Point presentation* Make yourself comfy