@DannyZuker: My kids are always accusing me of having a "favorite child" which is ridiculous because I don't really like any of them.
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@hyperblastchic: Me singing: Then I saw her face!! Now I'm a Beliber! Not a trace of doubt in my mind! Roommate: You DO know that's a guy...right?
@LackOfShame: If you like buying other people food and bribing them to eat it, then having kids might be for you.