@1800Randy: My kids are playing cowboys and Indians. One is pretending to ride a horse and shoot stuff, the other is providing tech support.
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@Pork_Chop_Hair: *Band at a drive-thru, arguing about band name* Cashier: Here's your fries, and a nickel back Chad Kroeger, gasps: You guys I have an idea
@SatansTongue: The Catholic Church is selling bath bombs! *puts Jesus Christ limited edition bath bomb into water* *water turns into wine* Thank u Jesus
@envydatropic: Stuck between "that was awesome" and "OMG do you need medical attention" wherever I walk off the dance floor