@1800Randy: My kids are playing cowboys and Indians. One is pretending to ride a horse and shoot stuff, the other is providing tech support.
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@PortlandiaGirl: There's no point in using a big word, when an infinitesimally diminutive one will do.
@Fickle_Filly: You know it's time to quit smoking when you laugh at a tweet and you sound like Muttley.
@Discourt: My toddler is legit angry at me because I wouldn't let her jump out a second story window today. This is why you need birth control ladies.