@whereami18: My kids are really competing for least favorite today.
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@VodkaTiem: I don't know who put chairs in the elevator, but that's a kind of laziness that I can respect.
@Sickayduh: "911, what's your emerg-" "The women at work have synced their uteri and it's Hell" "Sir uteri is not plural for ute-" "TAMPI EVERYWHERE"
@Henry_3k: I'm not making a snap judgment of you. I've been following you around the grocery store for 15 minutes.
@OutOfLeftField_: Does anyone else find it ironic when a celebrity with a face full of Botox talks about having the freedom of expression?